Centre parting is so very cool!

Such a boring Saturday. Wasted so much money. & i hate that bloody pimple of mine.
ByeBye.

{A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" She asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck."}

Hilarious!

YOUR fault!

Okay something idiotic happened to my blog all becoz of Joey. -.-
Will get back to my links asap. ^^

Study time!

Walao didn't even study right. I was like totally not in the mood.
Cannot blame me lor. It's all thanks to yesterday's work.
Furthermore the weather is excellent for sleeping.
&, mathematics SUCK like don't know what.
So end up slacking. Gonna flunk. Damnable.
But it was bloody hilarious.
I'm so sorry for Joey, he lost his.. chastity. My deepest condolences. HAHA.




Okay unglam pictures are at Joey's blog. -.-

Anyway, i came across this joke from a website.
I find this quite true even though i'm also a female. Haha.

Women's english:

"Yes" = No

"No" = Yes

"Maybe" = No

"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry

"We need" = I want

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now

"Sure... go ahead" = I don't want you to

"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

"We need to talk" = I need to complain

"You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about?

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs

"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house

"I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...

"I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep

"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive

"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're really not going to like

"I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

"Is my butt fat?" = Lie to me

"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me

"Are you listening to me!?" = [Too late, you're dead]

"Do what you want." = You'll pay for this later

LOL, byebye!